Yea, and after you wash your cat that way just one time, make sure you check your shoes for 'droppings' the cat left you, cause he knows where you put your feet. Check your bed and pillow cause he knows where you lay down to sleep. And if you type a lot on the computer you might as well keep some handywhipes handy for your keyboard.

Cats love ya, but never, ever, piss them off.


Conservatism is a pale horse, and the riders should be called DEATH.