oh hell no. thats not an option BUT, I will put some vaseline on my hands and sort of rub his coat but not too much cause i dont want him to get the runs.

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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?

Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948), "Non-Violence in Peace and War"