From a friend's email:

Hey does anyone remember what the top news story was last week? Anyone? Bueller? Buelller? Oh that's right..the VA scandal....you know, the ones where vets were dying in VA hospitals and being denied treatment. So last Friday, Shinseki resigns and then on Saturday we have the Bergdahl swap...effectively burying the VA story....distractions, illusions and chicanery to once again deflect criticism of this teflon administration.

Distractions exist only to keep you from realizing the “real world” as Morpheus spoke of in “The Matrix.” You have a choice: stay in the world of lies that has been spun around you, or take that infamous blue pill and see the true reality.

So smoke some more weed and watch Dancing with the Stars....it will all be ok.