Yes, the wonderful governor. Mr. Responsible is missing.
Maybe he actually has a heart. Maybe he wants to do what is good for his state, and for the rest of us. Maybe he will remain missing.

Of course, even if it turns out he skipped town to murder 11 little girls or boys, when he eventually emeges, we all know he will be given his own show on Fox.

"Stupidity has a certain charm -- ignorance does not." - Frank Zappa 


"I believe in everything - nothing is sacred; I believe in nothing - everything is sacred." - Tom Robbins