This is a real odd story. He goes missing, even his wife didn't know about his... taking a little walk.

He doesn't return until Monday, which means he would have missed Fathers Day.

What was he thinking? Can you imagine what his kids must have felt?

Mommy, where is daddy? It's fathers day, and we wanted to give him our gifts.


Conservatism is a pale horse, and the riders should be called DEATH.