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We play Auld Lang Syne

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. Will Rogers US humorist & showman (1879 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. 1935) Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 191
ELECTIONS I have said there that when Europe gets a ruler lodged in her gullet, there is no help for it but a bloody revolution; here we go and get a great big, emetical ballot, and heave it up.
- Interview Dec. 1889
If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.
- Mark Twain's Autobiography
No matter how healthy a man's morals may be when he enters the White House, he comes out again with a pot-marked soul. - quoted in My Father Mark Twain, Clara ClemensHistory has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.
- New York Herald, 8/26/1876
The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Pogo Possum said it

We Have Met the Enemy and He is us